Yum?

Yesterday, my dear sister treated me to breakfast at a well known pancake joint. As I began to peruse the menu, my appetite grew until I came upon the following:

Yeah. Very appetizing. I like how they highlight the dry toast. However, that's probably the most authentic part of the whole meal. Would you like some fake eggs and bacon with a side of dry whole wheat toast?

If this is the best they have in terms of healthy food, no wonder we have a problem with obesity.